Muttering every sodding swear word under the fucking sun.
Today I am THAT parent. The one who totally forgot that it was non-twatting-uniform day and took their kid to school in their twatting uniform.
I bet the look of horror on both our faces when we arrived in the playground was comedy for others. Followed by “Muuuuuuuuuuuu-uuuum!!!”
Panic run. Panic phone call. Panic clothes exchange. Panic sprint back to classroom. Quick change in the toilets.
Out of breath and very thankful that my mum was at my house.
Red Nose Day. Red Face Day. #nontwattinguniformday