Look. LOOK! I tidied a cupboard.
Now, who’s going to give me a well done sticker? I’d like one that says ‘Little Miss Tidy Super Star’ please.
I’m not sure anyone will realise what a big deal this is. I’ve just been contemplating removing the doors or replacing them with glass so that everyone can see just how tidy I am.
But then of course I remembered that I’m not naturally tidy, and it won’t be long until it becomes a dumping ground again.
At least for a week though I shall occasionally peak inside, and then walk around with a smug smile on my face. Because even if only for a short time, and only in a small space, I can say that I, an Unbalanced Woman, achieved tidiness.
This day will go down in history. Fuck it, I’m off to make my own sticker….