Look. LOOK! I tidied a cupboard.
Now, who’s going to give me a well done sticker? I’d like one that says ‘Little Miss Tidy Super Star’ please.
I’m not sure anyone will realise what a big deal this is. I’ve just been contemplating removing the doors or replacing them with glass so that everyone can see just how tidy I am.
But then of course I remembered that I’m not naturally tidy, and it won’t be long until it becomes a dumping ground again.
At least for a week though I shall occasionally peak inside, and then walk around with a smug smile on my face. Because even if only for a short time, and only in a small space, I can say that I, an Unbalanced Woman, achieved tidiness.
This day will go down in history. Fuck it, I’m off to make my own sticker….
Unbalanced Woman 
Thank you for writing thiss
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